Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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kung fu

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...
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Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.
Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.
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kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga
person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what
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Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff
"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."
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Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
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