Taking a Knee

Phrase borrowed from American football terminology to indicate a player or team running out the final seconds of a football game (the act itself consists of literally touching one's knee to the floor to facilitate the running of the game clock), "taking a knee" is the act of putting oneself in cruise control, usually in a work setting or some other undesirable situation. The individual is physically present, but his mind is not on his task, and there may even be some goofing off associated with "taking a knee." Mostly used by professional sports savvy men.

Since it is the Friday before a long weekend and I don't want to do any work, I'm "taking a knee" today.

by JeffP September 11, 2005

knee grow

the "save" in which someone says when there is an african american around and happens to hear your racial slurs

white dude-- whats up, my negros?
offended black dude-- SAY WHAT?!
white dude-- i said whats up... my knee grows...

by nicole May 22, 2004

Gig Knee

Gig Knee is the pain experienced when watching a band play a ridiculously long set. Usually after the 45 Minute mark you get an awful zing in the back of your knees. This rarely disappears until you get the last bus home, Hence the reason for a quick exit at the venue.

Two Friends at a show:

"I've got gig knee!"
"Same here"
"Get off the fucking stage already"

by Andrew Gilson January 10, 2008

wet knee houston

When a girl sitting on the toilet and is peeing and her partner is pissing in between her legs at the same time while making passionate eye contact.

I wanted to give her a surprise so I gave her a wet knee Houston.

by Bobbyhinckley December 31, 2013

Knee fetish

One of the worst possible fetishes, just look at some pictures

"Hey, I might have a knee fetish" *gunshots in distance*

by NegroMuncher July 8, 2018

Raw Knee

Raw Knee is the sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies due to his charm and looks and raw knee is an amazing friend but can be a a stone cold killer if you set him off so dont do it and everybody loves raw knee and he loves them back

Friend 1: Heey man hows your girlfriend

Friend 2: Bitch Dumped me for that Raw knee

Friend 1:Well can you blame him, hes the biggest ladies man ever and a wonderful guy to be around

Friend 2: I guess

by Jamal C December 31, 2011

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015