the kramer effect

when you miss the chance to use the bathroom and then become constipated. See Sienfeld, Episode 63, "The Pilot" (part 1).

the kramer effect- "I didn't make it to a private bathroom to poop when I had to go two days ago, and I haven't been able to go since."

genesis:

KRAMER: (acting very bad) I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts again, but this time, I went in. (pause, stops acting) Oh! Uh, where's the bathroom?

STU: I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

KRAMER: Yeah. Be right back. (Kramer leaves)

(We see Kramer, groaning and holding his stomach, running down the hall, and opening the bathroom's door. Someone in there says: "Sorry buddy, full house." We then see Kramer outside leaving the building and running across the street to a restaurant: "Sorry, customers only" ...running into a movie theater: "Hey you need a ticket!" ...running through the park...)
...

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Hey. What happened to you yesterday?

KRAMER: I got mugged.

GEORGE: You got mugged?

JERRY: Mugged?

KRAMER: Well, I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom.

JERRY: Why didn't you use the bathroom in the building?

KRAMER: It was full. I tried a few other places, you know, but that didn't work. I mean it was an emergency Jerrry. I was really percolating... So I decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and...

...

by tcekatlady August 26, 2010

kroger

(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.

Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

kroger

A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford

yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB

by Grant July 16, 2003

Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.

I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 7, 2013

Kramer

AKA Michael Richards. A quirky character on the sit com “Seinfeld” who was once beloved by all. Pulled a humpty by losing his composure at a stand up performance and went on a racist tirade directed at some African American “hecklers”. He is now a sad lonely racist who has exposed the real person behind the lovable facade.

R.I.P. the good old Kramer we used to know and love. We will miss you.

by BBradsky November 10, 2008

Chad Kroger

Lead singer of the often-labeled 'nu-metal' band Nickelback. Considered by some to be a Hobo because he has a beard and his music derives from folk/western-often males a little narked that their girlfriend think's he is actually very sexy/has a sexy voice.

"Chad Kroger is a hobo! He had a beard!"
and
"Chad Kroger's voice is so sexy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary of Life July 8, 2005

Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011