Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.

shitty shitty bang bang

by honey bear April 20, 2004

kramer

The new, multiculturaly accepted, word for nigga.

Man 1- Yo ma dude, what it is?
Man 2- Juss chillin ma Kramer.

by Tweak12 December 6, 2006

Krap Nuclear

N. A person who plays FPS and who is adept at catching enemy ammunition.... in the face.

V. Krap Nucleared: Dying in a FPS multiplayer match in an entertaining way.

As a Noun:
Bob: "Wow, you sure are a regular Krap Nuclear, Tom!"
Tom: "Gee, Thanks man."

As a Verb:
Bob: "Holy Shit! Did you see that guy get totally Krap Nucleared?"
Tom: "Dude!, It was like a bad LSD trip!"

by TexasSandman13 March 1, 2009

krap structured

being under the influence similar to shit housed

Dude i was sooo krap structured last night.

by boredcantsleeptimmy December 15, 2010

Kraplit

A single unit of made up misinformation, like the term ''Kreplit.''

see also ''grasping at straws'' or ''reaching'' or ''that's a stretch.''

You're full of kraplits.

by KreplitsBS September 30, 2010

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 8, 2014