ghetto kindergarten

kids who live in a "ghetto" town and are talking to much. kids who are joking and called ghetto by an adult who knows nothing. kids who aren't paying attention and called ghetto when they aren't

teacher- in latin 10 means teen
kids-- lolol what are you doing tonight
teacher-- (turns around)
kids-- blah blah blah
teacher-- STOP TALKING its getting disgusting if you keep talking i will go out of my way to make this the worst class in history. it's ghetto how you talk ghetto kindergarten stop
kids-- (try to hide their laughs)

by thebestperson March 27, 2012

Kinderslut

A kindergarten age girl who holds hands with everyone in her class. On a higher level, this child kisses every boy in her class.

Back in the day, Bethany was a total kinderslut.

by IAmNinjor February 7, 2007

kinder bat

someone new to the goth scene

"I saw a lot of kinder bats last week at the Rocky Horror Picture Show production."

by someone March 18, 2004

kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

Kinker

A 16oz can of beer. A term used by old people in Temple, NH.

Bring some kinkers to the bonfire tonight!

by ElleN9 March 21, 2016

Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

by #freeuab January 20, 2015

Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011