Kangaroo in the Basement

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...

"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."

by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008

Siamise Kangaroo

A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.

Why did Paige have messed up teeth?

She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.

by Redeer January 16, 2010

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.

We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!

by JennyDusa October 13, 2010

kangaroo paste

The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.

After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.

by twbsucksmyrod November 22, 2010

Kangaroo Jack

to the comment above you forgot Glitter in one of the worst movies ever made and i hear Gigli will suck too

Wow they're actually paying people to see Glitter

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Kangaroo

Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.

Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.

Albert, you're such a kangaroo!

by beerisliquidbread March 5, 2011

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004