kieran green

He has a massive sausage. Pulls bare girls. Sick at football.

Omg he he is such a kieran green

by Luke.M March 4, 2017

kieran doggett

An ultra simp who is a slut for jess walt and kissed her many times on her crusty toes. he dominates the dating industry after Big dick Dezza showed him the ropes to getting the unlimited amount to clunge known to man. his mother traverses by the gamer tag "milf jane" she is willing to give head to anybody that has a heart beat. he has aids which he got off eating an entire box of 24 wheetabix on tuesday afternoon. he eats poo freshly prepared from uncles bens arsehole. #milfjaneforlifer

i have met a kieran doggett, he is the greatest simp on the planet.

by darkfruitslord69 June 9, 2020

kieran and scarlett

two love birds who refuse to acknowledge their undying love for each other. they obviously like each other but will not admit it for the life of them

kieran: i like her as a friend

naomi: a GIRLfriend
andrew: kieran and scarlett should get married

by dick curve left December 28, 2019

Kieran

6'4 man child.

Kieran sucks because he canceled on my date.

by superlollipop1228 October 12, 2022

kieran moule

A common pothead from north yorkshire who has a strange fetish for muslim phrases such as, suuuda, vaaaadi and allahu akbar. Often acts fairly autistic while making some fairly autistic comments, actually he is just genuinely autistic.

That guy is such a kieran moule!

by Jackwarren July 7, 2016

Kieran

Massive penis (normally around 8 and 17 inches)
loveable person women's fantasy

Kieran is a massive stud

by sdsdjmaA August 20, 2020

Kieraning

Being a downbuzz
unsocial
not talking to the opposite sex
normally done by darker skined people
having a large nose
HAIRY
could be gay
talking bad stuff about people
having fantasies over white chicks

stop kieraning or get some new friends

by mittchbittch March 29, 2011