Kent

The man who all other men are judged by. Huge penis, ripped bod, super clever and all around stellar person.

If he were any better, he would be Kent.

by haoleboy77 July 7, 2011

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.

I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

New Kent

A county in Virginia ran by L.A or the people of Lanexa, the school is filled with nic fiends, pot heads and whores or whores who dont know they’re whores.

boy 1: where you live?
boy 2: New Kent.
boy 2: where do you live?
boy 1: Lanexa.

boy 2: oh word. tryna match?

by taylor bandy February 28, 2020

Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010

Clark Kent

Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.

I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.

by Tony Dedo March 17, 2009

Kentholicism

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules

by meow430 March 14, 2010

Kentisbere away

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way

Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?

by Maninshades May 2, 2014