kelton

the best boyfriend you will ever have. can kick your ass. good at sports. a simp, likes cute girls. will simp for any girl in the world .tall, big pp, if you have one in your life don't miss the opportunity to ask him out

girl1:omg whos that hot boy

girl2: oh that's KELTON

girl1: isn't he hot

girl2:yesssss

by mk(landon sucks hairy balls) November 18, 2020

kellog

kellog (n):

1. Any permanent record where some communication with Kelly has occurred.
2. Email or AIM log containing conversations with Kelly.

I was checking through my kellog today and I found a funny phrase that Kelly used.

by Seriph X September 4, 2004

Keldon

A bitchy ass mf with a smart mouth. He is a skimpy dresser and everyone loves him even though he's always bitching.

Keldon is such a stud but he can fuck off

by Hinesjesusandlife May 29, 2018

kellogg

when somebody says thier going to do something but end up not doing it by either ignoring you or make up excuses for not doing whatever he or she says they were going to do.

sometimes my friends can be so flaky. Thier all a bunch of kelloggs.

by Capt. Skyler Cannonballs July 22, 2009

Keldon

A person who typically has a mop hair cut that and lives off various forms of welfare. He is your typical child that has various forms of autism and is very out-going. Keldon is usually that type of person to have a really messed up child-hood, having his father leave him at a young age. The only person that finds him attractive throughout his child-hood is his sister.

My Friend: Yooooo, did you see that nigga Keldon?
Myself: You mean that kid with the mop haircut?

by NoChinAutism March 3, 2019

Kelowna Car Life

A fictitious place where eccentric immature Okanaganers who drive motorcars modified to the point of no return, can find solace with others who hate cars equally and share the same appreciation for dope shit, bad jokes and run-on sentences.

Come check out Kelowna Car Life some time; It's the Dope!

by CyVn July 7, 2010

Kelloway

When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009