Keaton James

Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈

Me : Keaton James is a meth
Everyone : we know x

by Name66868 January 13, 2024

keaton

A man-child who wears diapers and pretends he is 22 years and 7 months old.

Hey, Keaton, we all know you are 33 not 22.

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

Keaton

a god, our lord and savior - the leader of the keaton clan

bro look at keaton hes cool

by blepp__ August 6, 2021

Keaton

The local finneser

That kid is such a keaton

by IG-tayvontaex January 1, 2018

Keaton

An awsome person that is a great kisser, best of them all. If you know him you should try it if he’s down. He’s a great friend and boyfriend and hates Valentine’s Day but makes it enjoyable for his girlfriend. Best friend a guy could have

If Keaton asked me out 100% yes best person ever

by All true. Luv u keaton February 13, 2019

Keaton

Gay for the homies and loves hoodies *Kisses homies*

Aye wassup Keaton *twerks**

by Keatons homie November 23, 2021

Keaton

The Grand Master of the 2025 Spaghetti Reich.

Keaton Servant no.1: Heil Keaton!
Keaton Servant no.2: Heil Keaton!

by 2025 Vier Reich March 17, 2021