Haylee is a selfish cuntish little snitch that likes to tell people’s moms because she’s scared to do anything else. She thinks she’s sooo cool. But in reality she has no friends, and she’s desperate for one so she hangs out with a fat whore. Haha
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Different variants include using other foods, mainly sweet foods such as desserts, ie.: chocolate syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter. A growing trend thanks to Howard Stern's popular radio/tv program is to use lunch meats for their ability to be thrown like a Frisbee onto a person where they will easily stick to the body. Bologna is commonly used as is ham and cheese, for what is known as 'ham and cheese on a bun' or other varieties.
If syrups or sauces are to be used, it is recommended to practice "Kanoodling" in an area that is easily cleanable, a kitchen/bathroom or tub or used with a drop cloth. Many do not refer to "Kanoodling" when using Honey, Chocolate Syrup or Whipped Cream as these seem ordinary and are not, by urban-definition, a part of the meaning and instead a tangent on the original meaning. It is up to the user to decide if the act should be considered "Kanoodling" or just taboo.
Different variants include using other foods, mainly sweet foods such as desserts, ie.: chocolate syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter. A growing trend thanks to Howard Stern's popular radio/tv program is to use lunch meats for their ability to be thrown like a Frisbee onto a person where they will easily stick to the body. Bologna is commonly used as is ham and cheese, for what is known as 'ham and cheese on a bun' or other varieties.
If syrups or sauces are to be used, it is recommended to practice "Kanoodling" in an area that is easily cleanable, a kitchen/bathroom or tub or used with a drop cloth. Many do not refer to "Kanoodling" when using Honey, Chocolate Syrup or Whipped Cream as these seem ordinary and are not, by urban-definition, a part of the meaning and instead a tangent on the original meaning. It is up to the user to decide if the act should be considered "Kanoodling" or just taboo.
Last night at a cocktail party I found out someone else had the same kinky sexual practice as me and we decided to raid the kitchen and kanoodle.
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Doctor to woman patient while viewing x-rays:
*whistles* "WOW, look at that Kanoofshkey!" doctor whispers.
patient slaps doctor, "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGIANA!"
*whistles* "WOW, look at that Kanoofshkey!" doctor whispers.
patient slaps doctor, "DON'T LOOK AT MY VAGIANA!"
by cheechbabaay January 9, 2009
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This word looks unusual at first, but is used quite commonly without people even realizing it.
Origination unknown. Most likely from the UK.
This word looks unusual at first, but is used quite commonly without people even realizing it.
Origination unknown. Most likely from the UK.
Steve: yo Drew, these biscuits are top notch m8.
Drew: yeah m8, Kanovanuva while your there please m8?
Steve: sure m8. *passes biscuits*
Drew: cheerz m8.
Drew: yeah m8, Kanovanuva while your there please m8?
Steve: sure m8. *passes biscuits*
Drew: cheerz m8.
by Random3 August 26, 2010
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