Kaelin

Kaelin is a name usually given to a girl of amazing standards. She is a girl everyone should look up to and respect. She can rock short or long hair with ease, and will have an excellent taste in music ranging from Led Zeppelin to August Burns Red. She usually drives a nice car such as a Scion Tc. If you have the privilege of dating such a girl, then you have truly accomplished something in your life and should be put on all future resumes.

Wow Kaelin is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Dang I wish I could be half as pretty as Kaelin.

by Billabongsurfer November 24, 2012

Kevin Theory

Simply the greatest physical triumph since the development of math. Kevin Theory is a new mathematical system which defines all physically possible systems under one elegant 7 dimensional vector. Kevin Theory, developed at the University of Alberta by the undergrad which bears it's name, is expected to be released in 2007. Kevin Theory involves only one "unit" K-bar which allows physical interpretation of all calculations to be accurate to one part in 40,000.

Wow I wish I were like Kevin.

Kevin Theory kicks ass man, I learned it then never had to study again.

Man, where can I get my hands on some Kevin Theory?

by Unworthy of Kevin November 28, 2006

Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

by GloIcy April 6, 2021

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.

Uncle Kevin is my favorite uncle!

by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014

Kaelina

Kaelina is a quiet mysterious girl until you get to know her, then you can't shut her up. She is stubborn and judgmental. She is loyal and the best friend you could have. She is hard on her man and her emotions are a tornado spinning out of control.

His girlfriend Kaelina is so quiet.
mysterious quiet stubborn judgmental

by Dealaced April 25, 2017

Kevin Do

A scrawny asian kid that is obsessed with his car, he drives it, lives in, and has sex with it. He never purchases any parts for it but claims that it is the fastest car around. Loves going to under aged clubs and doing the stanky leg. Questionably gay.

Hey Kevin Do what are you doing tonight? Going to the club man and doing the stanky leg! Look at my car! VROOM VROOM

by Kevin's Daddy April 4, 2010