Jackal Vanity

A teenage self proclaimed "Scene King." And model, takes his own pictures and edits them on some photography program. He thinks he's better then everyone else and will make sure you know this. He was a vegatarian for a little while just because it was part of the scene trend. He's in a band called All Stars Die! Just so he can say he's in a band. Although I will say Jackal Vanity takes good pictures and He's not bad looking he needs to get the fuck over the fact he's not the complete and utter shit!

That kid acts like such a Jackal Vanity.

by Reeverbeto13 October 7, 2010

jackass

1) An idiotic person.
2) A type of Donkey
3) A show named after its target audience.

That guy is a jackass!
The jackass crapped on his lawn.

by bobalot August 25, 2006

Jackal

A dievious or mishchievous person; someone who wishes ill-fate upon another.

Bill is such a jackal for cheating on the exam.

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

jackal

Unsavory people who won't hesitate to rob or kill you for your paper. Usually come out at night.

"I see them jackals waiting for me round the corner, but they don't know I'm strapped"

by Flan September 22, 2005

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

jackard

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

by Reba Mac October 8, 2006

This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 18, 2006