Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.

Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?

by Mikkass November 24, 2017

jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018

Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.

I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button

by sargho August 13, 2019

Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020

Jousting

Using 2×4×185" boards in automotive sporting activities

Rev up the engine and down that Rev we're jousting

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other

In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .

by Flybish May 19, 2022

Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022