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Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag
Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.
by ma-wally February 24, 2010
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hooba jooba

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.
"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"
by Worm April 14, 2005
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classy blow jobs

while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
by other halves April 17, 2011
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joosified

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.
Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
by ParceBovary May 6, 2010
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Rimmy Jobsco

After carelessly falling into the trap of giving a rim job to your current sexual partner, you are now considered a Rimmy Jobsco.
I just gave my girlfriend a rim job...dude your a rimmy jobsco.
by John Hancokk April 25, 2011
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Joosian

The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.
"You must have some Joosian ancestors"
by Itai October 18, 2005
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Steve Jobs

Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.

Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.

What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.

Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.

Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.

TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.
by AboveTheIgnorance May 29, 2011
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