Janking

to steal

I was janking some hipindi.

by Shoquan June 16, 2004

Joking

Code-word for alcohol consumption.

"You coming out joking tonight?"

by ash13 March 9, 2009

Jolking

Someone who completely fails at doing the jerk

Dude your so good at jolking!

by na8tedog May 1, 2010

Jocking

In Trinidad where I live, for some reason this word means to masturbate. No matter what context you use this word, in Trinidad 99% of the time it will mean to masturbate or something if that nature. The other 1% is y'all foreigners coming to Trinidad and using the word correctly lol

1) Is David jocking in there?
2) Tonight I'm going to jock to some Latina porn
3) I jocked last night to some Latina porn after smoking some Kush and it was amazingggg

by Peazboss July 4, 2018

Jonning

Taking information and misusing it intentionally. Molding and warping facts into arguments to solely match your opinion. This involves intentionally misrepresenting opposition and strategic omission of statements to help support your argument exclusively.

Similar to a spin doctor. Jon took what Corey said 2 years ago about a Baylor incident and applied it to a conversation about politics yesterday. He tried to force some connection that nobody else but him could even consider. The Baylor sexual harassment situation has absolutely nothing to with Harvey Weinstein but he tried to say that if you defended the student athletes of Baylor than you automatically support a director who was accused as well. Obviously this isn't the case but Jon is still jonning the point as loudly as possible.

by Anonymous army October 28, 2017

jocking

humiliating a male teammate or classmate by grabbing the jock strap from under his butt cheek, pulling up and out with great force, then letting it slap back into place.

"After the game, Mark got a jocking from several teammates." "That was idiotic, you pestulent boil; here's a jocking for you."

by buckyboy January 29, 2005

junking

To place your penis and testicles onto an object.

Tommy was junking the desks in his school, so that when people touched them, they would have touched his nuts.

by Timbo March 21, 2004