A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009
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by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010
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by Don’t lie January 7, 2019
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You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny May 3, 2018
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by Alyssa Ashcloud July 7, 2018
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1# oh wow you’re pregnant?
Yeah I hope she wont be a Johna
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2# You shouldve seen her last night! She was a real Johna
by Dibdabdebby May 23, 2020
Get the Johna mug.The french femine version of John. In Spanish it is pronounced "Juana" for "Juana" is the femine version of John (Juan) in Spanish.
by Grandma's Left Arm March 8, 2011
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