johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

johnell

A hot momma who's sexual appetite is insatiable. She probably writes books.

That mom is such a Johnell. Her husband must be tired.

by Roxy Foxx December 25, 2015

Johnfession

a special task Johnologists have the oppurtunity of doing when they commit sklins. Johnfessions take place in porter pottys.

I must get rid of my sklin by going to Johnfession.

by blokzberry July 11, 2006

johnetta

a socially awkward, weird girl who will laugh at anything anyone says

Boy 1- wow, johnetta is really weird
Boy 2- yea and socially akward

by IT_ye_DUDE February 6, 2017

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

johnei

A former music maker (2007-2017) has been nominated with 4 music awards , has a lit , sad , funny and happy attitude , has a few fears but he's never worried about ' em and has a beautiful girlfriend he met on November 3rd , 2015

Johnei is awwsome

by my squads April 8, 2017