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Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!
Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.
by bananen433 December 12, 2016
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Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.
Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl
by pablodetaco February 22, 2025
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Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
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Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan
by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020
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Johan

This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome
Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "
by Nahok September 25, 2018
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johan holgersson

Johan Holgersson billionaire bodybuilder in Stockholm
Johan Holgersson own dream house for 100 million
by manager on Urban Dictionary December 11, 2016
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Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins
ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!
by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022
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