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Johan

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022
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johan is the type of person that considers everyone in everything even though he doesn’t like them. he is very kind and caring, even though he can be a bit clueless about some things he say . he is the person that does not like indirect people because he just wants everyone to be straight with him. he is very admirable and everyone would want a charming boy in their life.
isn’t that the johan kid, he is very charming aye ?

yup, he is
by corpsegf December 27, 2021
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JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage
by Lučka March 18, 2022
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johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.
oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock
by karabodl February 2, 2022
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Johaned

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me
by Philjooness April 17, 2022
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Johan

Johan is the kind of guy who does nothing and impress all girls around him. He is the talk of a girls hostel. He has a reserved nature and has very few people in his close circle. He might have a problem in socialising but that doesn't stop him from getting girls.
He is daring to do anything and wanted to try out anything and everything that seems exciting. He is such a pure soul.
He is a lazy guy but once he gets in mood he is a power-pack of everlasting energy
He is a great friend whom you never ever wanna loose. Having a Johan as your best friend is the best feeling you can have. He is the best to try out crazy things with.
He is a super cool guy . He can be hot and cute at the same time. He is so good at heart that even his girl best friend might feel like saying him..
LOL You just can't stop telling about him once you start...
He is certainly someone everyone wishes to have in their life
When someone is lazy: "he is playing Johan"
When you see someone cute and hot ant the same time: He is Johan
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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johan

a person that think they are a boy but in reality they actually is a girl that is very feminin. they often have long blond hair and have a pussy. they also often say that they are white but are always very black and live in the hood with their niggers. also love to mute people on dicord because they are toxic.
hey i am johan and is a white boy

no youre wrong dumb bitch, you are black and a girl
by jo-han 6969 November 2, 2019
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