Jizel

She is a bad ass , fine ass , smart ass and very BEAUTIFUL female who isn’t afraid to speak her mind nor lay hands on a bitch . She has anger issues but she is a sweetheart . Society’s goddess who has high standards and a lot of money to spare . If you come in contact with a jizel don’t fuck up or around because she’s hard to replace but she’s the devil herself when messed with!

Girl: have you seen jizel?
Boy: Ofcourse I have , I’ve seen her as soon as she entered!

by Tamarabishop November 20, 2023

Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term

Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.

by The RBW April 26, 2024

JizzDice

Play a game of odds and evens with dice. You get it wrong you have to edge the other player but at 5 losses you have make the other player shoot his load into a cup and drink it.

Me and Jake played JizzDice, he lost and had to drink his own jizz.

by FartSmellas88 March 18, 2024

Jizzdrop

A small droplet of jizz; usually weighing in at less than an ounce.

"Hey, look at that jizzdrop"
"A jizzdrop dropped from my jizz shooter."

by anonymous July 12, 2025

Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009

Luna-jimed

To be corrected on your astrological knowledge in an anal manner; almost patronising in nature.

"omg last week Lana totally Luna-Jimed me on Pluto facts; feltpatronising"

"Bessica was telling me about the mercury retrograde and I had to Luna-Jim her, she can't be spreading misinformation"

by binguswingusfingusbess July 23, 2021

Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.

Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.

by Funnybunny7 May 8, 2024