jive turkey

Konnor Staples

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive

by spanaway151 July 1, 2011

Jive Turkey

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90

Darryls a jive turkey

by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015

jive turkery

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

Jive Turkey

When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.

by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011

Jive-O-mite

jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.

Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Jive Turkey

a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

by THe better of the jet pair March 10, 2011

jive cat

some one that is not the ordernary person you or your homeboys would hang out with.

robert cambell

by virgil roberts May 9, 2003