Jerry Falwell

A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.

Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.

by camry July 2, 2005

The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

Thank You Jerry

A statement found on several Deadheads' vehicle rear bumpers expressing thanks to the late Jerry Garcia, singer, guitarist, songwriter and icon for the San Francisco roots rock band the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead disbanded in December 1995 after the death of Jerry Garcia earlier in the year.

The Grateful Dead are an American institution.
They truly loved to play rock'n'roll music as well as its roots, the band was very devoted to these things.
Thank you Jerry.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

jerry-rig

To fix or put together using non-standard or improvised materials. A derivation of jury-rig, from the nautical term jury mast. This term refers to a temporary mast raised when the normal mast has been lost due to storm or battle. This is probably a short form of injury mast.
Not to be confused with Jerry-built, which refers to an original construction of poor quality.

"Jim jerry-rigged his carburetor open with a paper clip and some aluminum foil"

by Phranklin April 17, 2006

Jerry Curls

A fadish hairstyle popular with African Americans in the 80's. Tightly curly "black" hair is chemically treated to be long an wavy. Jerry Curls had to be "rewetted" constantly with Jerry Curl activator to prevent drying out. Jerry Curl "juice" is responsible for staining millions of coat and shirt collars, automobile headrests, and sofa backs.

The Jerry Curl fad is one that many blacks would rather forget.

I would'nt date that Jerry Curl wearing mutha f*cka if he was the last nigga on earth.

by Blowfish September 5, 2005

Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"

"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"

by kristinamaried January 8, 2010

Jerry Springer

Host of a hillarious tv show

I love to watch Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005