Wendy’s Jerkinator

The Wendy’s Jerkinator is a versatile piece of equipment for men. It comes with an synthetic double pattied Wendy’s burger with extra mayo.

Yo man, come check out my Wendy’s Jerkinator.

by Thunderfart99 January 25, 2024

Jerkin' it

Taking the third derivative of position as a function of time.

Person 1: Hey have you done the calculus homework yet?
Person 2: Not yet, I am currently jerkin' it though.
Person 1: Dude wtf, I don't need to know that
Person 2: Huh, its problem 3. We must solve for the third time derivative of thr given position function.

by YeastInfectedGrandpa April 6, 2025

Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety

“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin”

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022

jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 4, 2023

Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012

jerkin' it

When you take the fourth time derivative of position.

Jake: Did you finish the physics homework?
Paul: Yeah I was jerkin' it all night long

by anonymous April 11, 2025