Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

jerk cooking

1. cooking meat over burning pimento wood
2. more commonly used to refer to spicy seasoned meat that has become a popular Jamaican food

Example: jerk chicken

by hizaguchi April 21, 2005

Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.

When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.

by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011

jerk store

somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld

"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"

by FeelThaShocker December 12, 2003

jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 8, 2008

Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019

jerk n work

When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.

"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."

by BIGG DEEZY May 5, 2009