jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Jeramie

One of the best humans in the world. THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE, but that’s just one negative thing compared to a million other positives. they are often happiest when people they care about are happy. they have big goals in life, that involves a lot of education and family oriented goals. they are smart, even if they don’t see it themselves.

to my bestfriend, because he is the best person in the world.

jeramie makes me so happy :)

by alex5290 June 12, 2018

Jerma

every time i log onto twitter i see his face

person 1: damn, that jerma guy sure is everywhere

by kanyewestintheflesh February 24, 2021

jervic

skateboarding slang for cool

"dude that was a jervic frontside lip-slide

by desire'e agius November 1, 2005

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!

An affable way to say goodbye

I have to leave for my Ten O'Clock class, Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!

by DrStrangeAL March 9, 2015

Tom and Jerry effect

A strange phenomenon encountered when attempting to cross an empty road, where right as you go to step out hundreds of cars suddenly show up and make you stand there waiting,

Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.

Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.

by LabMom March 6, 2010

Jervi

To jervi is to deficate or release one's bowels leaving it all up to the gods and pray it goes in the toilet properly.

I gotta jervi really, rrreally bad!!

by Oxxy_Montalvy August 26, 2016