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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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JD Hodges

The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
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JD

Noah: JD is so hot and sexy, I want his pp in my butt.
by JDLover69 January 1, 2021
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JD

Cool,chill loving amazing friend he Is always there for you he's cool and funny
by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020
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JD

He is a average height teen who is called a rapper all of his life and he is so thicc that every girl falls for him.
Oh boi here is my main mans JD
by Big_Boi_J@y October 5, 2019
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JD

a word used to define a person that's so fucking crazy and horny that he'd get his entire class an incident report within the first week of school
"Did you hear what happened? His entire class got detention because he kept on moaning during the test."
"That's so JD core of him."
by kakazoozoo November 26, 2023
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