JD

An amazing minecraft realm producer that has POWER!!!!

Lol JD is a fitty

by Bannatunde April 19, 2022

JD VANCE

A young man formerly called Jaymes Dean Irving from St Claire shores Michigan who had sex with the air artist named braydenjaselle and nutted in her and got her pregnant. Rumor has it he is a homosexual who refuses to come out because of his Indian Christian affiliations and he is currently pregnant with a giant sperm that looks like a Deacon from aliens Romulus or Prometheus or some shit it's true. Trust me. He got one nutted in his anus. Right now. That's why he coming out of it when he fuck men orgasms like an alien exosuit creaks or something like sex with a super mutant wearing power armor is how he sound when he cum y'all. Inside aan I mean. When he cum with colored girls then negros he be crying like gone with the wind okay he turn into a southern simple syrup pussy eater.

Man that JD Vance should have shown up and tortured the anus of that girl that Sharlena victim. Instead we get masturbation gay pick up station -quotes gays in the street like Andy Cooper and Andy cohen

by Downlow_Downloader2025 February 2, 2025

jd

A really cool person that gets hella bitches

JD

by xDgamerplayz September 30, 2022

JD walker

Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.

O shit somethings in my ass....

Its cool
Its just jd walker

by the dolleylama July 30, 2009

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD

A jd is someone who is very hot and sexy and very athletic. but once you get to know them they throw you under the bus! A jd knows how to get girls and and will use them until the next one comes around . If you ever meet a jd don’t get distracted by his cuteness RUN!

Girl:wow look at jd he is so hot

Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.

by JG1234567 March 9, 2019

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024