jack stephan

A reputable and reliable Southern California plumbing and heating company with kick-ass television commercials.

"For over 50 years, Southern California has been turning to Jack Stephan Plumbing and Heating for all their plumbing, drain, heating, and air conditioning needs. Servicing Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties since 1946, you can count on us to provide fast, reliable service and the ultimate in customer service."
-Jack Stefanovich (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-Jack Stephanino (Stephan, Jack Stephan)
-That name: Jack Stephan

by Fantastic Billy December 19, 2003

Jack Sparrow

Johnny Depp at his finest...and thats saying alot. The character is timeless and one of the best created that I've ever seen.

Will: This is either madness, or brillance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coinside.

Now as long as your just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these...what a man can do, and what a man can't do.

Will: You ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you.
Jack: Then thats not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it.

Jack Sparrow rocks my socks!

by Janet Lee July 9, 2006

jack shack

A jack shack is a place like a seedy massage parlor or "modeling studio" or "gentlemen's spa" where you can get a hand job for a reasonable price, and little fear of getting arrested for soliciting.

Hey buddy, gotten your rocks off at the jack shack lately?

by Alex Selfridge October 27, 2005

jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

by mel October 22, 2003

jack slap

To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.

I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.

by Fes October 9, 2003

jack sykes

Ultimate Dickhead of Dickheads, NOT TO BE TRUSTED UNDER ANYN CIRCUMSTANCES
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.

STAY AWAY

OMG you are such a Jack Sykes

by C0KK_F4nb0y_2003 September 7, 2018

Captain Jack Sparrow

saturated with rum; constantly hot. smudged kohl eyeliner and red bandana. complete with beads and silver in hair. unverified accent. pirate in the caribbean; captain of the black pearl.

i love captain jack sparrow, captain of the black pearl and my heart :)

by stef helle March 16, 2004