K-ai infection

Pronunciation: Kay - y / Kai

Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”

When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.

This party caught K-ai fever, I’m out of here.

It seems you’ve got a K-ai infection… I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

by Colouur November 30, 2022

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.

"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"

by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007

Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

infected wart piss

Urine from someone with genital warts.

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.

by Josh January 22, 2004

complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.

Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!

by Mimono July 23, 2010

Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby

I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

by She hole May 13, 2017