Insomniaticism

The state of being an insomniatic.

Due to the joy he felt from not sleeping, John was overcome by insomniaticism.

by Goje June 15, 2011

Insomnia

You disagree with yourself; your eyes want to close but your mind wont shut the F up. The commitee wont stop talking. The time of night when Benadryl wont work. Although your should be sleeping, you are thinking of everything from last years jokes to what your wearing tomorrow. For instance, right now I have insomnia. I cannot put away my iPad... i just cant.

Husband "you look like crap!"
Me "I have insomnia, But on the upside I watched a Dog the Bounty hunter Marathon and added to the Urban Dictonary!"
Husband "you look like crap".

by Libbyidol May 18, 2014

honeymoon insomnia

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

by Richard Kopf December 19, 2007

Insomnia

Something created by the infomercial makers to sell stuff you really don't want or need.

I had insomnia, and I bought this really cool pet sweater that doubles as a dish rag. It washes the dishes and pets at the same time.

by Dwaynew February 4, 2010

Insomnia

When you can't sleep no matter what and to avoid losing your mind, developing a split personality and joining Fight Club you post shit on Urban Dictionary only to find there are other sick fucks stalking you on your computer and posting shit also and/or blocking your submissions.

Waking Beauty: Yo I cannot sleep for shit, I have Insomnia and Urban Dictionary isn't publishing any of my shit so fuck it I'm gonna join Fight Club, beat people up or get beaten and blow up shit!

Sleeping Beauty: Huh, ZZZzzzzzz

by Goddess12* December 10, 2013

insomniac

someone who either has the inability to sleep due to mental effects like depression, or someone who choses not to sleep to do other things like play farcry 4 all night. or in my case... both.

got into an argument with my dad today, so I decided to play farcry 4 on my xbox one all night... im a true insomniac

by elbowpenguin January 19, 2015

insomnia

1. a disorder, that many people lie about.
2. a sad excuse, for "poor" emo kids to get attention.

1.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Hollie: I don't want to talk about it.. with red eyes, bags, etc..

2.
Brittany: How'd you sleep?
Allison: I'm an insomniac, i don't sleep with a smile on her face, and of course everywannabe emo HAS to have cuts on their arm

by Brittany S July 15, 2007