industrial diarrhea

having the shits of work

"bob was pissed when he left for lunch today, i don't think he'll be back"
"oh yeah?"
"yeah, said he had a bad case of industrial diarrhea"

by war-n September 10, 2014

Marmalade Industries

Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!

Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.

by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009

the music industry

just a different word for taylor swift obviously
(stream red taylors version)

me : the music industry came out with an album today

someone : what?
me : you know taylor swift

by tswizzlelover January 14, 2022

SLA Industries

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.

"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

industrial-dance

a sub-genre of industrial music that typically is 140bpm and is played at gothic dance clubs. This sub-genre is also the choice style for Rivetheads.

VNV Nation
Apoptygma Beserk
Covenent
Icon of Coil
Beborn Beton
are examples of industrial-dance

by Tailanna September 18, 2003

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

Industrial Penis

Extremely abnormally large penis. Heavy as concrete. Terrifying

"Why John that's quite a large industrial penis"

by wreckedflame July 19, 2016