Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020

Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.

Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!

by Banzai719 April 20, 2011

Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.

John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.

by Latching101 May 21, 2025

Tow Burro

A "Tow Burro" is a Ram 2500 or 3500 diesel pickup truck used primarily for towing. It is recommended to hashtag (#towburro) when posting pictures of your truck towing heavy loads on Instagram.

Watch me tow my trailer with the Tow Burro. #towburro

by K2Steve May 20, 2018

ToW Community

Dictatorships are cool
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I love the ToW Community

by ToW Gang November 11, 2018

Tow Tips

When your idiot chemistry teacher wants to say "Two Types"; however, as I've stated earlier, said teacher is an idiot. PS: la madre de la maestra es una puta

Tow tips of waves are...

by تحفيظ October 11, 2020

Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.

Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"

by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024