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dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.
Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.
by The Jokess April 25, 2009
mugGet the dry sheetmug.

Sheet twister

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015
mugGet the Sheet twistermug.

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found
Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit
by the fat kid December 21, 2007
mugGet the sausage sheetmug.

Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.
Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.
by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011
mugGet the Skankee Sheetsmug.

trick sheet

A sheet that prostitutes put on their bed before a "date" to prevent their bed linens from becoming soiled. They are discarded after each date and refreshed before the next "date."
That guys not even worthy of the term douche bag, trick sheet is more like it.
by tahoedrew October 9, 2008
mugGet the trick sheetmug.

Queen Sheet

'Are you out tonight?'

'No, I'm low on Queen Sheet'
by Los Bros Hennos April 5, 2009
mugGet the Queen Sheetmug.

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.
"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"
by SallyBean January 10, 2009
mugGet the poo sheetmug.

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