Poop Puddle

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.
Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!
by Lanosaurus! January 15, 2005
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Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.
For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.
by Cynful Cyn November 02, 2018
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Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool
Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...
by CrunchyMilk July 26, 2020
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Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.
I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.
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sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more
my what large sweat puddles you have.
by monzy December 29, 2007
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puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
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dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.
dutch puddle
by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010
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