Second Amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."

by 256msg March 26, 2009

Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

second office

Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.

"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."

by Brian Bates April 3, 2008

Wait a second...

Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."

A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...

by Someone you don't care about. July 22, 2021

Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!

"Second Boner?Already? Yes!"

by xoxojh December 27, 2011