traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

dick traffic

Traffic jam caused by drivers that travel too slow, without regard for other drivers.

There's a lot of dick traffic on the interstate.

by TheBubbleLife314 March 28, 2017

Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019

Hand Traffic

when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.

Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic

by Artemis T. Psycho June 14, 2009

Traffic Tics

Uncontrollable tics that involve the middle fingers of one or both hands

child in car: why is that man his finger pointing upward.
mom in car: dear, he just has a case of traffic tics.

by RubyD September 29, 2008

Arse Traffic

Something that homosexual men enjoy on a day to day basis.

'hey brother'
'hey'
'U up for sum arse traffic this week'
'i never thought you'd ask!'

by Josh White July 7, 2006

Traffic Jam

A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night

by T-JAM August 5, 2009