Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

physically impossible

a shot lined up in pool where no matter how you hit the ball you'll sink it.

He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.

You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!

by highschool45 June 5, 2023