impoclataglous

It is currently unknown what this alien word means what is known is that this word is likely a racist slur or hate word popular among bats and anti mapping.

A hbm alt recently commented "Impoclataglous Vid" on my channel

by Polstok666 October 19, 2021

Imodium

Magic in a bottle.

Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?

Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!

Eugene: Really, why is that?

Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*

Eugene: Oh.

by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010

Importanter

To be more important than the important thing.

Hey I know you're gonna go hang out with your significant other but I'm more importanter. You should go out with me instead

by Theimportanterone June 17, 2018

Imported cars

Cars which, more often than not, handle well, get decent gas milage, are not hideous, and generally do not suck, in stark contrast to American-made cars.

Man, I wish I had an imported car, instead of this piece of shit Ford Taurus.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Immodium Challenge

A situation in which without taking Immodium, you will almost certainly shit yourself. Examples include situations of fear, embarrassment or extreme laughter in which you lose control over your bowels.

Man, I wish I popped an immodium because I diarrhea'd all over myself and the audience while walking the tightrope. That was true immodium challenge.

by matlin September 30, 2007

self imporcunt

when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else

Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Imports Suck ASS

People who think imports suck ass are among the smartest people in the world.

Id rather own a Camaro then any other import in the world, cuz imports suck ass.

by Americans are best November 6, 2003