I just have really high standards

when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.

Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.

by crass June 27, 2004

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i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

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