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Hypothesizer

n. An amateur (non professional) who makes an assumption to prove a point.

from Greek, from hupotithenai to propose, suppose, literally: put under
David lacks the intuition to really pose a plausible Hypothesis. He's just a Hypothesizer; shooting arrows in the dark hoping one of his assumptions will stick long enough to make his point.
by Zafaryab September 13, 2011
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Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
by Grae March 13, 2004
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hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.
Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!
by The King of The World September 9, 2006
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hypothetical dilf

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf
by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021
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Non-hypothetical

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com
in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.
by N-HS July 22, 2009
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hypothetically fucked

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.
by b1g kickn January 20, 2011
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Hypothetically

To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.
by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015
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