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Hundoism

Hundoism is a rejection of all things middle-brow and mediocre, giving rise to the phrase “dumbbell centrism”. Over time, it has incorporated elements of self-parody from the joke ideology called post-rationalism.
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by Buzz you January 1, 2020
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Hung like a clown

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.
Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"
by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021
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music hangover

When you fall asleep listening to music via headphones and wake up the next mornin feeling like you spent the whole night drinking
John- "you coming out skating today?"
Chris- "Nah mate, feel like sh*t, i've got a badass music hangover"
by Sebdre April 23, 2008
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hugot

The term “hugot” is a Filipino word which means to draw or to pull out. The usage of the hashtag “#hugot” became popular not so long ago and is usually used along with song lyrics, a quote, etc. that the person tweeting relates to; “#hugot” means the accompanying words draw emotions out of him/her.

Hugot. Usually words with potentially and personally deep sentimental or emotional undertones. Because feelings come from "deep within" so you have had to "hugot" your emotions first "from deep within" before you would've actually blurted them out in somehow emotionally undertoned words — subconsciously or otherwise.
#Hugot “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want."
by @Omni October 20, 2015
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hung up

when all you think about is one person, and you can't stop thinking about them....!
by LALA March 22, 2003
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Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
by feldermaus October 24, 2008
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NFL Hangover

The feeling you get the morning or day after your football team lost their match. Usually consists of feeling like crap all day and being quite arrogant towards others.
Oh man, The Colts lost to the Pats yesterday, I have the worst NFL Hangover.

Jesse: Why is Brent being such a douche today?
Cam: The Seahawks lost, he has an NFL Hangover...
by Shane Danbert... January 10, 2008
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