A god amoungst men. His eyepatch gives me a orgasmic reaction. His chin makes me lick my lips estatically. He is, Hoss DelGato
by Tamale Jesus December 14, 2016
An absolute chad that excels in fighting with his fists, has a Stand, huge muscles, and really loves a good McChicken.
by Minecraft Hierophant Green October 30, 2020
noun: The highest form of Hossery that one can obtain. Platinum Hosses can't get wet, can't be hit by cars, and can walk on water.
"C'mon Eric, You could be the first Platinum Hoss ever."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."
by Matt Ruben January 04, 2005
by M Tiura April 02, 2008
An individual who lacks total hossness. Most anti-hosses are from Ohio and are commonly toasted to as being the anti-hoss. Examples include Kanye West and "E" from Entourage.
Sean: Man, that there Hugh kid cannot even take down two shots of tequila without throwing up.
Jeep: Yeah, Hugh is certainly an anti-hoss.
Jeep: Yeah, Hugh is certainly an anti-hoss.
by Seanstreck September 15, 2009
The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"
Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"
Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"
Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"
by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015