BUBBA HOSS

A SIX FOOT FIVE GUY PUSHIN 400 POUNDS WHO DRIVES A BLACKED OUT CHEVY SILVERADO SMOKES SO MUCH YOU WOULD THINK HES A CHIMNEY DRINKS BUD LIGHT BUY THE CASE AND SHOOTS JACK STRAIGHT NO CHASER BLASTS COUNTRY HICK HOP WELL CRUSIN DOWN A DARK HIGHWAY SIGNIN EVERY LINE GOES TO WORK AND TELLS ALL HIS CO-WORKERS TO STOP THE BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO WORK AND USES THE WORD FUCK FREQUENTLY

Girl 1:you see that guy on the other side of the bar he looks like he is amazing
Girl 2: yeah that is a true bubba hoss right there
Girl 1: hell yeah

by 8UBBA_SMASH June 19, 2021

Hoss

Fat kids Penis

Get your Hoss out.

by Mateman October 15, 2011

Big Hoss

An absolute chad that excels in fighting with his fists, has a Stand, huge muscles, and really loves a good McChicken.

"Oh hey, look! It's Big Hoss! What an amazing guy..."

by Minecraft Hierophant Green October 29, 2020

Platinum Hoss

noun: The highest form of Hossery that one can obtain. Platinum Hosses can't get wet, can't be hit by cars, and can walk on water.

"C'mon Eric, You could be the first Platinum Hoss ever."

"Eric Reinke became the first ever Platinum Hoss when he swam across the Mississippi River."

by Matt Ruben January 3, 2005

Boss Hoss

An all around cool guy. Someone who does the coolest of things, even when they're not cool yet.

That Boss Hoss is so cool he doesn't just listen to Swap.AVI, he's in the band Swap.AVI!

by M Tiura April 3, 2008

Anti-hoss

An individual who lacks total hossness. Most anti-hosses are from Ohio and are commonly toasted to as being the anti-hoss. Examples include Kanye West and "E" from Entourage.

Sean: Man, that there Hugh kid cannot even take down two shots of tequila without throwing up.
Jeep: Yeah, Hugh is certainly an anti-hoss.

by Seanstreck September 15, 2009

Hoss University

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"

Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"

by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015