ice hockey

The Damn best sport on this planet.

ice hockey fuckin rules!!!

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

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Hockey Fights

The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"

Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."

Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."

by paintballer4e16 February 4, 2010

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hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

by nayrb January 21, 2013

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Hockey PLAYER

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.

Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER

by suzy canadia November 9, 2005

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Honkey butter

A slang term for Mayonnaise, referring to the affinity whites have to putting it on just about every sandwich they eat.

Put lots of Honkey butter on my sandwich!

by Sir Poop-A-Lot June 11, 2006

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underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.

Michigan State rocks at underwater hockey.

by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008

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Hockey Mask Time

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.

The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!

by The Man With A Third Leg March 28, 2019

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