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Ayumi Hamasaki

A woman that is supposedly so amazing that her face has to be everywhere in Japan. She rakes in almost all of avex's (her record label) money, and has an annoying high pitched voice when she sings.

Ayumi also has very large eyes, and it is rumored that she will be using them to take over the world in late 2010, but there has been no confirmation to that as of yet. Fans speculate that the lack of confirmation is to keep avex's world domination plans, under wraps.
weaboo: I LUFF AYUMI HAMASAKI! SHE'S BETTER THAN BoA, KUMI, AND UTADA!

Normal Person: Yeah, but her eyes are huge...
by NarTheDestroyer June 24, 2009
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Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.
"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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HoAssBitch/HAB

1. Term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don't even know ... when they abruptly upset you. It is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. After retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) ... it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. See also HoAssBitchInTraining/HABI T -- One who observes the antics of an (HAB) and begins to repeat them.

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1. I was about to make that left turn when this HoAssBitch/HAB came through and just cut me off !

2. Hey, good to see you again, HoAssBitch/HAB. ~OR~ Can you hand me that thing over there, please ... HoAssBitch/HAB?

3. Her daughter acts just like her, she's just a HABIT.

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This definition is inspired by my "at the time" 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. In a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact ... the actual terminology recorded was:

"Yeah, but he is a fucking ho ass bitch though ... ain't he ?"

Which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (Though he isn't silly enough to cuss around us anymore ... as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)
by MrChris August 28, 2007
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Himasha

a dumb curry muncher that breaks too many earphones in a month. people assume she's smart due to her being brown and hve glasses but it actually the opposite :) she is also v violent to certain people but she loves them very much <3
"Himasha you got 99% for your test right?"
"helll nah i got 45%"
by 4311.0 September 13, 2019
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hamasidal bomber

Losers dictated by hamas that terrorize innocent Israeli citizens, often deliberately blowing their own fool selves up in the process due to the mistaken belief that they'll be greeted in the afterlife by 72 virgins instead of one disappointed and really angry Jew, the son of the One that determines their eternity.
His sorrowful Muslim mother wasn't permitted to teach to him or sing to him the Father Abraham song, and unfortunately fagscist terrorists were therefore more easily able to convince him to become a hamasidal bomber.
by Jenny Sis 12.3 October 3, 2010
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homah

where my homah at?
by krasher February 15, 2014
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Homam

Homam is a well spoken man. He is highly intelligent and due to this intelligence he like to assume things, Homam is a straight forward honest no matter how much it hurts, decent looking guy. Homam devotes most of his time to gaining knowledge. He is kind of dense of human emotions and pretty horny at the same time Homam's is very competitive and aggressive, he usually starts fights just for the fun of it.

But don't let this give you a bad impression
Homam is always the brightest in the room and always the One with the answer, the logician and the greatest. He is funny and he can take any insult you throw at him, he doesn't waste time and goes straight to the point. If Homam notices something wrong he will always be the First to point it out.

WE LOVE HOMAM
With a brain like yours you will never be a Homam!
by The god of idiots December 10, 2020
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