Hoofin'

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008

hoffing

Using an off-highway vehicle to create dust clouds when riding in tandem.

She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.

by Trela727 November 8, 2018

hoffentlich

Pronunciation: HO feet LEECH Origin: I think it comes from German since a guy named Hans said it to me. 1. An adjective that is used to describe something that hasn't changed since last November. 2. A word that is commonly used by senior enlisted army personnel to confuse the rest of us.

Here are the bus routes, so you can provide these with your individual replacements. Hoffentlich they haven’t changed since then…

by The Scott Head August 23, 2006

Huffing some natural juice

Drinking alcohol

Weezy: Yo kanye wassup up genius - wuu2?

Kanye: Weezy man im just huffing some natural juice

by CalciumKid May 11, 2009

Huffing a Cup

Pronaunced: Huffin-uh-cup

Huffing A Cup: To Be Extremely Angry In Place Of Calmness.

Man we were at the beach yesterday, and this guy was Huffing a Cup.

Greg was Huffing a Dam cup at the party lastnight.

by ryanSPARKS December 12, 2009

Hoffiscate

To dissappear in the style of Jimmy Hoffa.

We went on three dates, but then after shared how he spent 6 years in the psych ward at Bellevue, I stopped returning his calls and decided to Hoffiscate.

by Hippolytus March 6, 2011

Haffing

Having some sort of sexual contact, usually just for fun, with another person.

"Where's Dina?"
"Oh she's haffing with some guy."

by WhiteRoom April 26, 2014