"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."
"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.
A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter
A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter
You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.
Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter
Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter
by hardknees September 5, 2010

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.
by No Mercy June 15, 2025

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.
I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.
by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection
by InitialDYee March 5, 2024
