hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.

I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.

by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021

Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

infloormation hoarder

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.

A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter

You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.

Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter

by hardknees September 5, 2010

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024