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Hemroid sucker

Someone you hate beyond reason, another curse word for someone you really hate. Maybe someone who flirts with your bf/gf even when they know you hate it. A slut or whore someone you and your friends all have a mutual hatred for. Also could mean someone who enjoys to actually suck on a hemroid however that is extremely rare or nonexistent.
That hemroid sucker is near John again I'm going to have to show her where her place is, he's my boyfriend!
by Sexy little girl July 11, 2015
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hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass
mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM
by soupsters October 13, 2019
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heterroids

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.
Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.
by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022
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Hemroid-rage

When a pain in the ass throws a fit.

ie. When someone who is annoying overreacts to things and causes a scene. Like a boss or gm getting angry over nothing.
Man1: Waice threatened to fire the entire staff over a minor issue..
Man2: yeah, he's a total pain in the ass.
Man1: he's got that hemroid-rage.
by Waice March 25, 2026
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Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.
by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019
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