The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

caroline hawkins

Caroline Hawkins is a sweet, caring and, although she doesn't always know it, beautiful girl. She is very smart, and knows what she's talking about. She is a little insane, but her craziness brings out the best in other people. She can be very loud, probably a little too loud sometimes, but she is loved anyway. A Caroline Hawkins attracts all the men ;) and knows how to get what she wants. She is very athletic and loves to play sports with her friends. She is very popular, but known to be kind. Although she sometimes stresses out over school work, she is generally good at focusing on the positive and moving on/learning from past mistakes. She can gossip a little too much sometimes, but generally understands when she has gone too far. She secretly loves Justin Bieber, Jake Paul and Jacob Sartorius although she will never admit it, and has posters of them hanging everywhere in her room.

Her name is Caroline Hawkins. She's pretty dope man.

by logan sartorius September 18, 2017

Trevor Joseph Hawkins

It means to like to fish

small pp too

I like to do Trevor Joseph Hawkins on the weekends

by Trevor Hawkins April 1, 2022

hewkin

Hewkin - to drink for 24 hours without getting drunk. Staying coherent, up standing and conscious. Solid as a rock.

Hewkin - a south east England legend. Always strong, never dull pillar of the community.

Yes Ian drinks like a hewkin, its amazing.

Blimmy! that guys still going, he must a be hewkin legend.
Oh look at Tommy, total hewkin.

by Harry Hereford June 16, 2009

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.

To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.

by Fasters April 8, 2023

mole hacking

When a mix of tobacco and marijuana are grounded up and smoked out of a bong/water pipe

After they finished mole hacking with ernie, the gsg gang felt very light headed and shacked

by Easy Ernie November 6, 2012