cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

long-haulers

Pandemic victims for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

The long-haulers prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because that are bed ridden and in social isolation, and some institutionalized and barred from visitation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

v. haul off

Southern U. S. expression which means to do or perform an act.

If you turn that boom blaster up one more decible, I am going to haul off and slap you.

Come on, honey, let me haul off and kiss you one more time.

by Richard Black June 24, 2005

Hauling Yorkie

1. A cover phrase used as a stand-in for any secretive or illicit act that one does not want to made public.

2. Used to describe any unknown act; usually of an illicit or frowned-upon nature.

"What'd I do last night? Eh, not much. I got in, made some dinner, hauled some yorkie and went to bed."

"Nobody's gonna be hauling any yorkie on my watch!"

by Brad August 12, 2004

haul on it

Function: verb

haul on it, haul-ed on it

Pronunciation: \'hȯl-ȯn-ət\, \'hȯld-ȯn-ət\

1. To exert strong or excessive force upon

2. To take a lengthy or deep drag on a cigarette or marijuana joint, leaving less for others sharing said cigarette or joint. See also bogart

Possibly of Canadian origin?

1. It won't open unless you haul on it.

2. Don't haul on it, man, leave some for the rest of us!

by chellspecker July 24, 2010

Gravel hauler

Take a dump on someone's back and make them walk around on there hands and knees

hey jack I took a shit on the neighbor girls back yesterday and made her walk around on all fours like a gravel hauler

by Longdongwilly February 24, 2017

Hatelife

An extreme state of melancholy or depression brought about by thinking the world is against you.

My girlfriend broke up with me, my house burned down and I lost my job. I have a bad case of hatelife.

by Lil H September 15, 2006