Hashtag

Those annoying hipsters who use hashtag in literally every word in a sentence, and they often use slangs while talking like “O.M.G” or “L.O.L”

Guy: Hey how was your weekend?

Girl: O.M.G it was so #awesome I got to #climb on #mounteverest!

Guy: Oh that’s cool, I-

Girl: O.M.G I wasn’t #done yet and you had to #interupt!!

Guy: No seriously I have to go or esle I’d-

Guy 2: Hey loser your talking to the hashtag freak *again*

Guy: Shoot

Girl: O.M.G is that your friend because he’s so #rude!! He doesn’t deserve to be your #friend!

Guy: There we go again...

by Unknown❓ August 21, 2018

Hashtag

1. originally a computer programming term. The # was put at the beginning of a line of description that is not a command.

2. Also used to identify words in digital communications. Anal people hate it but it no different than "Gag me with a spoon" or "Grody to the max" or "like" - good 80s terms.

1. #(hashtag) divide by 2 (without the word hashtag)
2. #gagmewithaspoon

by Sabbie the cat April 20, 2022

human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"

by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

original hashtag

A term used when reminiscing about the good ole days about smoking hash and how the new generation don't know shit about what life used to be like.

These kids using these hashtags on the interweb, we had the original hashtags when the blades would slip apart and hashtag our damn faces.

by Xplosv February 21, 2018

hashtag rage

When someone expresses their distaste all over your social media, regarding a hashtag you have used which they disagree upon. Usually used by someone trying to show off their brainpower, except that they end up looking like a douchebag.

Example posted on instagram "#foodporn, #cloudporn, why is everything porn these days? Why not just #lifeporn and be done with it?? What happens when we get to #pornporn??" Why is my friend saying these things about my photo?

"Man, he's just expressing his hashtag rage".

by moth13 December 28, 2013

hashtag abuser

Usually for bitches who just want attention, but a hashtag abuser is someone who uses way to many hashtags than needed in their Twitter, instagram, tumblr, or Facebook

Girl: "JESSICA PUT 50 HASHTAGS ON HER STATUS!"
boy: "Ugh she is such a hashtag abuser."
girl: "And a bitch."

by Photography for life August 4, 2014

Hashtages

People who overuse hashtags in everything they post.

Geez, I can't stand the hashtages in this thread. Just post something without hashtags for once.

by slodub March 3, 2020